I was about to cut up a watermelon that I purchased from Target yesterday when I noticed something funny about the label: it had a drawing of Goofy:

Upon closer inspection, I discovered that the melon was supposedly grown by “Disney Produce of Mexico”:

Since when has Disney been in the produce business? Not even Google knows. Could this be a counterfeit watermelon?

It was very tasty, but maybe I shouldn’t have eaten it.

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The Simpsons opened without a couch gag. Oh, the horror!

Actually, I thought the 399th and 400th episodes were sublime.

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It’s cold in Minnesota. I know, I know. Big shock. Silly me, I thought it would be warm by mid-May.

Why does that matter? I had been planning the spend the weekend solo backpacking near Grand Marais on Lake Superior. Everything was shaping up nicely, but then the weather put the kibosh on my trip. Walking around in the rain when it’s 35 degrees out isn’t my cup of tea. Unless maybe I follow it with a good cup of tea. Hmm.

I’ve decided to spin off my doodles into a separate site. World, I give you Zoitz.

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Irreducible complexity?

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Now you know how to annoy me.

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