From my work email inbox this morning:

On Monday, April 30th, a Verizon LG cell phone was turned in to the Front Desk.  It has been run over, but it did ring a couple of times.  Unfortunately, as it is locked we were unable to answer the calls.  The screen is broken, so we also couldn’t see the phone number.

If you are missing your cell phone and this could be yours, please come to the front desk.  Thank you.

I’ve owned cell phones that I’ve wanted to run over,  but the worst I’ve ever done was accidentally running a StarTac through a washing machine.